Is Deutschland really Dud-land?

October 1st, 2009 by Marina Kosmatos

German men have just been served, and given the very unwanted title of the ‘World’s Worst Lovers’. According to a recent poll by Onepoll.com surveying 15,000 women in 20 different countries, German men are bad in bed. Oh, and they’re ‘really smelly’ too. Autsch!

While presumably English men are happy that the Germans took this title, many years of bad teeth and the English ’stiff upper lip’ put them right into second place, for being ‘lazy’ and ‘letting women do all the work’.

Don Juan, Javier Bardem and Benicio del Toro, these sultry Spaniards showed off their spice and rode home in first place, with Spain being the nation of the ‘World’s Best Lovers’.

While it takes forever to build a piece of furniture from Ikea, the Swedes were chastised for being ‘too quick’, the Greeks are ‘too sentimental’ and the Americans like it ‘rough’.

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The Daily Mail breaks it down like this: 124315324_e1c7df09e3

WORLD’S WORST LOVERS

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too soppy)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLDS BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Croatia
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1216621/German-men-worlds-worst-lovers-lazy-English-come-second-battle-sheets.html#ixzz0SiuSx0vt

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  1. king bed furniture says:
    February 4, 2010 at 8:42 am

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  2. Spaniard says:
    October 2, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    Stereotypes.

    Benicio del Toro Spanish?

    Don Juan is fiction.

    Wow, can’t believe at this point some people can’t make a difference between Spaniards and Puerto-Ricans (Benicio del Toro is more American than Spanish).

    Yes, he speaks Spanish… With an anglo-latinamerican accent.

    Anyway.

  3. Alexandra says:
    October 2, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    My homeland on spot 1?
    Never.

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